It was a late night blow-out - the car, I mean. Late last night on the wet and windy freeways leading to this charmed city my right rear passenger tire blew out.
Guess it was just one of those things. Fate. Destiny. My imperfect history of car maintenance.
Or maybe it was a sign. Time to slow down the jaunts around the town and stop and pay attention to the important things in life. You never know. After all, it referenced one of my finest skills, and it did bring me to a rather limping (not really screeching, as much as I want to play complete the cliche here) halt.
So I rattled on in to my friends pad on the the rim of disaster and decided, while contemplating my options, to write this post and give you some. After all, why not? I kinda think we'd both like it. Probably quite a bit. Maybe it would be a way for you to chase the blues away, and after all, I'm rather in need of some...service. Perhaps we could even be of service to each other. Service...it's noble, after all.
Some might even say...Divine?
Yep. and if you didn't already know who's ad this was, you've never read any of mine.
But since that might even be the case - after all, I do understand there are a few things that might even be more important than seeking my deathless prose out - here's the basics. The stuff I suspect you rather wish I'd put up in the front of the ad. But if it was easy, it just wouldn't have been all that much fun...(grin).
So, here's the must knows: Yes, I am attractive. I am 5'5", auburn hair - wait, scratch that, almost forgot - Monroe blonde hair (I've been experimenting. Believe me, you can only benefit) to mid-back, green eyes, 34A-26-38. I've got an amazing smile, and when I do finally let go, I've been told I light up a room. Wouldn't consider meeting you unless I was impeccably groomed. Except when stranded. Like to dress up, dress down, and dress in almost nothing at all. (Ever made love to a woman wearing high heels in the shower? Sounds crazy, but when is the last time a woman made you do something that crazy? And didn't it feel amazing?) Generally speaking, I'm a garters and stockings, corsets and cossabella (fancy underwear, nuff said) kind of gal.
But lest that make me seem like I have my nose in the air, know that I have an absolute and total belief in the absurdity of life and myself most of all. I like to take it easy because life is hard, and I like to take it hard because fun should be easy. And if I have to be more explicit, then we won't get each other, so don't worry about it.
I prefer first contact via web but as I generally manage to have technical as a well as mechanical issues (thank the lord I'm good at other things...)and this is a bit of a flight of fancy - or a standstill of fancy - i'll put my number in. Email's definitely prefered, though. Or you can go through my website, though that's quite a bit more formal.
Anyway, enough of this text - I can be delightfully...verbal...but I do need something to keep me occupied or I can talk the ears off a rabbit - let's see if this is indeed destiny or just an unexpected destination.
figures after facts...
outcall unless you want to go doubles. Or trebles. My good dear friends Sunny and Elle (can be found on RB, both experienced, voluptuous blondes, both also in RB. I'll head you in the right direction if you want their CV's as well.
350/60min - getting (barely) to know you.
500/2hr. - brunch. Almost a meal, still sort of a breakfast, but definitely just right sometimes.
600/let's do lunch. And so much more. I know i'm clean enough to eat off of. Wait, that sounds perverse...
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